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The greatest joy in life is doing what others say you cannot.

The only permanent thing is change.

This is a abcdefghijklmno conversation so go P.

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"What are the odds of two blind people meeting and hitting it off."
"Well what are the odds of two blind people finding eachother period."

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person which almost went unnoticed last week.

Larry La Prise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey," died peacefully at age 93.

The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the
coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
George S. Patton

Take calculated risks. That is quite different from being rash.
George S. Patton

Don't be a fool and die for your country. Let the other sonofabitch die for his.
George S. Patton

I'm the muffing man biotch.

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
Albert Einstein

If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
Albert Einstein

Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do.
Voltaire

To him who is in fear everything rustles.
Sophocles, Acrisius

Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
Mahatma Gandhi

If there were no God, there would be no Atheists.
G. K. Chesterton (1874 - 1936)

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.
Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Certainty of death, low chance of success, what are we waiting for?

Perfection itself is the biggest flaw

Awkward.

Double Kill

Killing Spree

Running Riot

Water is a weird word. Actually weird is a weird word.

All nighters kick

Cowboy Dan and The Norwegian Indian are extremely cool.

Doggy Style.

To Jack and Abbey: Get er done.

People who ask our advice almost never take it. Yet we should never refuse to give it, upon request, for it often helps us to see our own way more clearly.

I was born an American; I will live an American; I shall die an American.

The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back.

How can i have some more if i hadn't had any yet.

What do you mean Get a life!? I'm a gamer, I have plenty of lives!

"May god have mercy on my enemies, for I will show them none." -Gen. George S. Patton

"Even as I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I fear no evil. For I am the Shadow of Death and evil fears me."

The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store...

1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to
love. and now that you've come into my life...
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.

2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life..
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.

3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.

4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back?
You'll probably need it again.

5. Someday I hope to marry...
(Inside card) - Someone other than you.

6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!

7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to
keep your promise.

8. We've been friends for a very long time...
(Inside card) - What do you say we stop?

9. I'm so miserable without you...
(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.

10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?

11. You are such a good friend.
If we were on a sinking ship and
there was only one life jacket...
(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.

12. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday...
(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.

13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, and Arkansas)

14. Looking back over the years we've been
together, I can't help but wonder...
(Inside card) - What was I thinking?

15. Congratulations on your wedding day!...
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.
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Life's a dance you learn as you go,
Sometimes you lead sometimes you follow

And be a simple kind of man.
Be something you love and understand.
Be a simple kind of man.
Won’t you do this for me son,
If you can?

Forget your lust for the rich man’s gold
All that you need is in your soul,
And you can do this if you try.
All that I want for you my son,
Is to be satisfied.

There are onlyl 10 kinds of people in this world: Those who understand binary and those who dont.

My friends and i got together last night and hung out all night. We had two computers wired to the internet in the same room, we had a gamecube, N64, PS2, gameboy advance, and on standby in cases something happened to those, we had a sega and regularnintendo. Does this make us geeks??

Band Camp Quotes:

Do it!

Lesbian Dances.

Jesus and the Nazi floor chaperones.

Stereotyping cheerleaders is not cool. Until they prove that you are right. Then they get pissed.

No matter where u go, who u meet, or what you do. One thing u will not miss is the drama that comes with small town life.

Next year its at K-State. Oh yea

Yea im afraid of sex. I just dont want to get any diseases.

No but honestly the guys from my town are like scared to get raped by us girls.

Wrestling is awesome. It teaches self pride, discipline, and heart. Some say all we do is run oursleves ragged, starve ourselves, and then roll around on the mat. Well you have no idea. We run ourselves ragged to get our bodies in the best shape that they can possibly be in. We dont starve ourselves and everything we do is healthy. We do watch our weights, but that gives us discipline. This discipline is carried over to everything we do from school to work. And as for rolling around on the mat, well you have no clue. We use more muscles than any other sport cept swimming. You go all out for 6 minutes against someone, your skills vs his, your strenghts vs his. You have to be constantly thinking and yet dont htink at the same time. You have to be thinking as many as three or four moves ahead of where you are at all while doing your move as hard as you can and watching for what your opponet does. So, next time you wonder what its like to be a wrestler just come out and join us. All other sports are great, but i believe wrestling will teach you so much more than most other sports. Thats how it is. An individual sport that affects the whole team.